20, university student

My blog sucks sweet sweet dicks and I'm not too much of an asshole.

Rooster Teeth + Fight Club + The Eagle + movies + music + stuff

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• person: do you read fanfiction?
• me: no i have no idea what fanfiction is what no i dont read fanfiction about two of my favorite characters fucking wHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHO TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS FANFICTION IS THAT A TYPE OF BREAD

• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
• Me: Ha
• Me: Hahahaha
• Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
• Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
• Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
• Me: Hahaha
• Me: Haaa....
• Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
• Me: No, no I am not.

Pussy is not my division

ibeggedformercytwice:

alogris:

and he did

So I just recreated the infamous “Oh my god!” uttered by Benedict Cumberbatch in the comfort of my own bed. 

jammyleg:

Oh shit.

John and Mary. John and Mary Winchester.

My Sherlockian mind went

dontgigglesherlock:alogris:wholockian-221b:

Thank god for Moffat:

ahhahahah oh my fucking god

prufrocking:

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