person: do you read fanfiction?
me: no i have no idea what fanfiction is what no i dont read fanfiction about two of my favorite characters fucking wHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHO TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS FANFICTION IS THAT A TYPE OF BREAD
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
John and Mary. John and Mary Winchester.
My Sherlockian mind went