"It was Griffin Wilson who proposed the theory of de-evolution. He sat two rows behind me in Organic Chem, the very definition of an evil genius. He was the first to take the Great Leap Backward.
"Everybody knows because Tricia Gedding was in the nurse’s office with him. She was in the other cot, behind a paper curtain, faking her period to get out of a pop quiz in Perspectives on Eastern Civ. She said she heard the loud beep! but didn’t think anything of it. When Tricia Gedding and the school nurse found him on his own cot, they thought Griffin Wilson was the resuscitation doll everybody uses to practice CPR. He was hardly breathing, barely moving a muscle. They thought it was a joke because his wallet was still clenched between his teeth and he still had the electrical wires pasted to either side of his forehead…"
-- Chuck Palahniuk, “Zombie” (via iamjacksneglectedblog)
-- Chuck Palahniuk on Fight Club
-- Chuck Palahniuk (via darkestforests)
-- Chuck Palahniuk (via thedonshae)